GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And